唐三藏的家書
大宅
親愛的悟空:
我這封信寫的很慢,因為知道你看字不快。
八戒和我已經搬家了,不過地址沒改,因為搬家的時候把門牌也帶過來了。
這禮拜下了兩次雨,第一次下了3天,第二次下了4天。
昨天我們去買披薩,店員問我要切成 8片還是12片,我說 8片就成了,12片吃不完。
我給你寄去了一件外套,因為怕郵寄時超重,所以把扣子剪下來,放在外套口袋裡了。
你受教較晚,記得要多讀點書,多用成語,免得別人笑你沒水平,
最後告訴你,現在工作難找,你又猴子猴孫滿堂,本來想寄點錢給你度年關的,可惜信封已經封上了。
PS:新年到了,別忘了給孩子們講講我們很久很久很久以前的事:
> 那時候天是藍的,水是綠的,
> 莊稼是長在地裡的,
> 豬肉是可以放心吃的,
> 耗子是怕貓的,強盜是怕捕快的,
> 法庭是講理的,殺人是要償命的,
> 結婚是先談戀愛的,
> 理髮店是只管頭頂的,
> 藥是可以治病的,大夫是救死扶傷的,
> 拍電影是不需要陪導演睡覺的,
> 照相是要穿衣服的,
> 孩子的爸爸是清楚的,
> 欠錢是要還錢的,錢莊是一諾九鼎的,
> 學校是不圖掙錢的,
> 夫子兩袖清風,腰桿是硬的,
> 白癡是不能當官的,
> 百年老店是萬金不換號的,
> 賣狗肉是不能掛羊頭的,
> 結了婚是不能泡美眉的,
> 買東西是要付錢的……。
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