男女混合雙打
大宅
小毛在作文簿上寫道:
「我的家有爸爸、媽媽和我三個人,
每天早上一出門,我們三人就分道揚鑣,各奔前程,晚上又殊途同歸。
爸爸是建築師,每天在工地上比手劃腳;
媽媽是售貨員,每天在商店裏招搖撞騙、來者不拒;
我是學生,每天在教室裏目瞪口呆、充耳不聞。
我的家三個成員臭氣相投,家中一團和氣。
但我成績不好的時候,爸爸也同室操戈,心狠手辣地揍得我遍體鱗傷、五體投地,媽媽在一旁視若無睹或袖手旁觀,從來不曾見義勇為,有時甚且助紂為虐。」
老師問小毛:「你考試成績不好的話,你父母是怎麼懲罰你?」
小毛回答說:
「80分以下女子單打 ,
70 分以下男子單打 ,
60分以下男女混合雙打。」
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