強詞奪理
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有位女客人住宿HOTEL一晚,結帳時發現帳單5千元。
便向HOTEL經理抱怨 …
女客人:你們光住宿一晚就收費5千元,太貴了吧!
經理:這是一般收費,我們有附設泳池、健身房和WIFI可使用。
女客人:我完全沒使用,何來收費之說?
經理:我們有提供,是妳自己不用!
此時,女客人打開皮包準備付帳, 只見女客人掏出一張千元大鈔放在櫃台。
女客人:我只付1千元,其它的是扣除你和我上床的4千元。
經理:我哪有?(著急的回答)
女客人:我有提供呀,是你自己不用….
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