銷售總監2

銷售總監2

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有個工程師找不到工作,就開了一家私人診所,

並放了塊牌子在外面,寫著﹕

“病治好,付$300;治不好,退$1000。”

 

有個醫生看到了這塊牌子,心想這是個砸場的好機會,

於是決定去一趟工程師的診所。

 

醫生: 我失去味覺了,吃飯嘴里沒味。

工程師: 護士,把22號盒的藥拿來給病人嘴里滴三滴。

 

病人(醫生): 靠,這是汽油!

工程師: 恭喜你,你嘴里的味覺恢復了,付我$300吧。

醫生只好付了錢,很不爽地走了。

 

幾天後,他又回到診所,打算把損失的錢搞回來。

病人(醫生): 我失去了記憶,什麼都記不住。

 

工程師: 護士,把22號盒的藥拿來給病,人嘴里滴三滴。

病人(醫生):靠,這不是上次治味覺的藥嗎!?

工程師: 恭喜你,你的記憶恢復了,請付$300吧。

 

病人(醫生):只好又付了錢,憤怒地離開了。

幾天後他又不甘心地回到診所。

病人(醫生): 我的視力很差。

 

工程師: 抱歉!我沒有什麼藥治這個病,這是退你的$1000….

醫生: 可這只是$500!

工程師: 恭喜你,你的視力恢復了,請付給我$300。

 

……趕緊學著一點吧!

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