畢業後
大宅
畢業，……
5 年後，我们成婚的一桌，未婚的一桌！
10年後，有孩子的一桌，還沒孩子的一桌；
15年後，原配的一桌，再婚的一桌；
20年後，酒量好的一桌，差的一桌；
25年後，國内的一桌，國外的一桌！
30年後，葷的一桌，素的一桌！
35年後，退休的一桌，未退的一桌；
40年後，有牙的一桌，無牙的一桌；
45年後，自己來的一桌，扶着來的一桌。
50年後，說要來也來的一桌，說來卻不能來的空一桌；
55年後，能來的一桌，不能來的照片放一桌。
60年後，已經凑不到一桌。外勞看護卻加一桌。
人生真的很短暂，請轉發给曾經與你一同渡過美好回憶的人！
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