腦袋被門夾到
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休息一下,來看一個笑話,記得不要急著看答案,先看題目,心中有了答案再往下看。
有一棵很高很高的椰樹,分别有四種動物:
猩猩、人猿、猴子、金刚爬到樹上摘香蕉,你認為哪個先摘到?
這是測驗你是哪種性格的人,很準!(只能選擇一種動物)
記得選好再看答案。
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答案是:
1、選猴子是最典型的智障……
2、選猩猩是少根筋的弱智……
3、選人猿是老年痴呆前兆……
4、選金刚是腦袋被門夾到了的笨蛋……
你見過椰子樹長 “香蕉” 嗎?
快轉發,看看有幾個不中招的,哈……!
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