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某天,搭的,跟司機聊天…
我問道:“您對中國足球隊的看法?”
的士司機說:“如果找十幾個20歲左右的死刑犯,讓他們練四年足球,然後讓他們踢世界盃,出線了就出獄,出不了拉回來槍斃,中國足球隊一準兒出線!”
我驚異於他的想法,再問道:“那麼如何解決現在離婚率越來越高的現象呢?”
這司機掐斷煙頭狠心的說:“真正能阻止離婚的婚姻法是,離婚後房子歸國家!”
我問:“現在情人節和清明節的區別是?”
司機想了想說:“情人節和清明節是一樣的,都是送花、送吃的。
區別在於:情人節燒真錢,說一堆鬼話給人聽,清明節燒假錢,說一堆人話給鬼聽…”
我不禁豎起大拇指,這分析太厲害了!
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