雄安段子
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最近，大陸被“雄安”這檔事搞的比較緊張。
分享幾個段子……
段一：
世上最遠的距離就是去年和同事一起去白洋淀，
他買了一套房，我只拎回來一箱鹹鴨蛋…
段二：
仲 介：現在雄安沒房賣了，環雄安地區的房，還要不要買？
位置略差，但總比沒有好。
炒房團：行啊，郊區我們也要，共有多少？！
仲 介：沒問題，比如北京，天津這些遠郊，你們會考慮嗎？
段三：
京－津－冀
前輩告訴我們：北京不要的給天津，天津不要的給河北，就這樣實現京津冀一體化發展；還告訴我們: 北京比天津多了中央government，天津比河北多了nothing。
段四：
岳父問:你有房嗎？
男:沒有。
岳父:你有車嗎？
男:沒有。
岳父:什麼都沒有就給我滾。
男:我是雄縣農村人。
岳父:孩子！外面風很大，我們裡面慢慢說。
段五：
你們說北京市政府搬到通州，通州限購啦，我們只好去燕郊買—-這叫聲東擊西。
你們說大興建新機場，北京南城大有可為，我們去機場旁邊的固安買—-這叫調虎離山。
你們說京津冀一體化，環京大有可為，我們在環京的三河、大廠、香河、懷來、涿州、永清，拼命搶房，這下看你往哪跑，難道能上天？
你突然說雄縣就是下一個浦東，深圳—-這叫暗渡陳倉。
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