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面試過程

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某銷售公司要招聘兩名助理,我很自信地抱著一堆資料去了。

公司門前已經等了很多人,每一個都意氣風發。

看著他們,我覺得自己條件絲毫不差,完全沒理由自卑。

 

這麼想著,我氣宇軒昂地排在隊伍的後面。

前面的人開始慢慢移動,輪到誰誰就把手上入場券遞給保安。

保安收過撕開,人就可以進去了,像火車站進站剪票時的情景。

 

看來這家公司招聘很嚴格呀!

等了半個多小時,終於輪著我了,我打起精神進去。

走過一條走廊,突然出現了左右兩條走廊,

我正不知道該走哪條路時,看見上面有一個小小的標示:

   名牌大學本科及以上人員請走左邊,其他的走右邊。

我很高興地向左邊走去。

 

拐過一個彎,又出現了這樣的標示:

* 身高一米七以上者走左邊,以下者走右邊。

* 我想,這公司真有趣,做法也聰明,自然而然就淘汰了一大批人。

 

我繼續向左走去。沒走幾步,又有一個標示:

*外語六級以上人員請走左邊,其他走右邊。

我接著向左邊走。

 

接著標示接連出現:

*精通電腦者,請走左邊,其他走右邊;

*表達能力強者走左邊,其他走右邊;

*社交能力強者請走左邊,其他走右邊;

*形象氣質佳者走左邊,其他走右邊;

*本市戶口者請走左邊,其他走右邊。

 

我慶倖自己各方面條件都不錯,一直是向左走的。

*會做假賬者向右邊,其他向左邊。

*我覺得這很重要,也為公司的正直誠信高興。

我大踏步向左邁去。

還沒弄清楚是怎麼回事,我就發現自己已經站在了繁華的大街上。

 

( 太厲害的企業!!!)

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