短暫的失憶

短暫的失憶

惟雯說故事

 

美國德州一位90多歲的老奶奶,從 Walmart 購物出來,看見四個小伙子坐在她的車裡,她毫不猶豫的拔出槍來,大吼到:我知道怎麼開槍。

四個小伙子嚇得立馬跑到沒蹤影⋯⋯

 

但她坐在車裡後,老奶奶鑰匙怎麼也插不進去,往外一看,卻發現自己的車停在不遠處…

 

老奶奶直接去了警局。

接案的警察笑個不停,指了指邊上四個跑來報警,自己車被劫的年輕人。

 

老奶奶後來沒有被起訴,理由是:”Senior Moment “

 

“Senior Moment”

是近年流行的一個詞,字面的意思是「高齡的一刻」,真正的意思是短暫的失憶  A brief temporary lapse of memory 。

 

Senior 在這裡指上了年紀,因為年紀大了,記憶衰退,有些人或有些事一時想不起來了,就是 Senior Moment !

 

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後記:

我們都老了,總是丢三落四的,所以大家無論是對人,或是對自己,多點耐心、多點理解、多些關懷吧!

 

祝福大家,日日愉快!

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