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從前有位紳士在鄉間散步,他看見三個乞丐臥在路旁。

 

這紳士喜歡說笑話,所以他對這些乞丐說:「你們裡頭誰最懶惰?我想把五角錢給那最懶惰的人。」

 

於是乞丐中有人回答:「把這錢給我,先生,我已經六個月沒有做工了。」

 

第二個乞丐說:「不行,不行,你必須把這錢給我,先生,因為我已經一年沒有去做工了。」

 

這兩個乞丐正在爭辯的時候,第三個乞丐疲倦似的,翻轉身來,說道:「到這裡來,先生,替我把錢放在我的衣袋裡吧。」

 

就這樣他贏 得了這五角錢。

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