薑是老的辣

薑是老的辣

惟雯說故事

 

在養雞場裡,通常養很多隻母雞,只會養一隻公雞用於繁殖,畢竟,公的又不會生蛋,養多了也沒用。

 

有一天,牧場主人,買了一隻新的年輕的公雞回來,因為他覺得原本養的老公雞老了,所以找個年輕的來幫忙。

 

老公雞看到這隻年輕的公雞就氣定神閒的說: 你來幹什麼!

年輕的公雞很開心的說:我….知道主人想法,主人喜歡我的年輕……老大哥,我建議您可以去休息一陣子了吧….!

 

老公雞:不要說了,我就不信我比不上你這小伙子,不如這樣吧,我們來比賽,你試著追我,如果跑不過我 你就給我乖乖離開,如果我跑輸你,我閉嘴,這一百隻母雞就交給你。

 

年輕公雞說:這樣所有母雞會認為我佔您便宜吧!

 

老公雞說:誰勝誰負還不知,別高興太早。你以為我在此打混九年是靠什麼生存下來,怎麼樣,怕了嗎?

 

年輕公雞說:誰怕誰?

 

於是,這隻年輕的公雞,開始追著老公雞,在草地上奔跑了起來。

 

『砰!』一聲

突然,牧場主人拿起槍來,把年輕的公雞斃了,並且罵道:

媽的,只會追著公雞跑。這已經是第十次買到同性戀的公雞了。

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