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有一天，司機載著星雲大師外出訪友， 半路司機肚子突然一陣絞痛難耐。
星雲大師說：來啦！我來開車，你坐後面。
司機惶恐說：不~不好吧!你是大師耶！還是…
星雲大師說：我也會開車啊！來來來，我開。
司機接受了大師的好意就坐到後坐，星雲大師越開越順，不一會竟超速被交警攔下來。
搖下車窗，交警一看大吃一驚~~哇！是星雲大師，趕緊打電話給長官。
交警：長官，事情大條啦！我攔下大人物 了！
長官：阿是多大啦？有比王金平大嗎？
交警：應該比王金平大啦！
長官：那會比馬英九大嗎？
交警：應該比馬英九大啦！
長官：比馬英九大?
那他是誰啊 ???
交警：我也不清楚，不過~~他的司機是星雲大師耶！
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