老了誰都一樣

老了誰都一樣

惟雯說故事

 

有一次愛因斯坦坐火車,遇到列車長來查票,他找来找去,就是找不到車票。

 

列車長客氣地對他说:“教授,不用找了,我知道您是誰。”

說完,列車長就繼續往下查票。

 

列車長查完這節車厢,準備離開到下一節車厢去,

可是轉頭看到愛因斯坦還在找票,甚至跪到地上去找。

 

“教授!教授!您真的不用找了,我知道您是大名鼎鼎的科學家愛因斯坦,我相信您一定買過票了。”列車長熱心地說。

 

此時愛因斯坦抬起頭,很不好意思,尷尬地對列車長说:

“我也知道我是誰,但是我必須找到這張車票 ,因為我忘了要到哪一站下車了,只有看看車票才知道!”

 

史上最聪明的人尚且如此,所以我們偶爾忘東、忘西,不用嘆息,想開點吧!!

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