男人漸老
大宅
- You see farther, but you pee closer.
( 越看越遠,越尿越近。)
- You get dozed off while you sit, but you become insomniac while you are in bed.
( 坐著打瞌睡,躺下睡不著。)
- You cannot forget bygones, but you don’t remember fresh things.
( 往事忘不掉,新事記不住。)
- You still generate ideas up in your brain, but somhow it becomes unmanageable down between your legs.
( 上面有想法,下面沒辦法。)
And a worst-case scenario is . .
( 更糟的是 . . . )
- You used to be hardened while you were waiting, but now you have to wait for hard-on.
( 以前硬著等,現在等著硬!)
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