不用心的人
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醫生告訴一位富有的老人說,如果他在近期內不作換心手術,很快就會死去。
這位老人就請醫生尋找世上庫存中最好的心,要多少錢都不是問題。
幾天後,醫生來電告訴這位老人說他已找到三顆心,但都很昂貴。
這位老人請醫生告訴他關於三位捐助者的背景。
醫生說:「第一個是22歲的馬拉松選手,從不抽煙,吃的是最健康的食品,身體處於顛峰,但被一輛公共汽車撞上,當然沒有傷到他的心臟,但要10萬美元。」
醫生又告訴他關於第二個捐助者:「這一位是16歲的長距離游泳選手,高中的孩子,他把頭撞上泳池的牆而淹死。這顆心要15萬美元!」
這位老人再問:「那麼第三顆心呢?」
醫生說:「這一顆屬於58歲男子,一天抽三包香煙、體重逾300磅,從不運動,喝酒像魚喝水……這顆心要50萬美元!」
「50萬美元?」這位老人喊道:「怎麼會這麼貴?」
醫生說:「因為這一位職業是律師……所以他從來沒有用過『心』!」
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