遺產

遺產

惟雯說故事

 

中年喪偶是件難以忍受的痛,

辦完喪事後大半年了,我都沒有辦法從悲慟中平復……。

 

儘管親朋好友催促我趕快看看他的遺囑,早日料理好他的遺產,

我始終不肯去打開那個保險箱,保險箱裡不只是他的最後心願,也有我們共同珍藏的心愛寶物,我們的結婚證書,我們的定情之物,婚後每個結婚紀念日都買一個兩人都看中意的戒指,

那些,讓我會更加睹物生情,不捨他的體貼、溫柔、幽默、豁達,任我自己沉浸在悲傷中,整天以淚洗面,不肯出門。

 

婆婆看不過去,要我振作起來,

她說國稅局來催過很多次,要把財產做個什麼結案的,

我只好會同律師一起打開保險箱,除了交代的非常仔細的遺囑之外,他還留了一個署名愛妻親啟的卡片,我好奇的展開來讀:

原來,他留給我一個網路笑話:

「一個寡婦向朋友哭訴,老公去世之後什麼也沒留給她,只留給她兩億三千萬!友人充滿疑惑又非常羨慕的問她:你老公這麼好,妳該很滿足,日子也該很好過啊!喔!不!寡婦回答,我先生給我的兩憶是:回憶和失憶。他的三千萬則是一、千萬要照顧好小孩,二、千萬得孝順公婆,三、千萬別改嫁。」

 

笑話後面,他繼續寫著:

我比較窮,我只能給你一憶一千萬,

一憶當然是我們美好的回憶,

一千萬則是千萬要忘記傷痛,快樂起來。

妳會怪我給的太少,而不肯要這份遺產嗎?

 

看了卡片,我在他死後第一次破涕為笑,卻忍不住勾出他更多的好,我在婆婆面前哭哭笑笑,終於擦乾了眼淚,牽起婆婆的手,告訴她,我已經準備好今後一定要振作起來,好好花他這筆遺產,一憶一千萬,我怎麼會嫌少呢?

 

你的遺產有多少?

有些人汲汲營營一輩子,虧待父母,不照顧好孩子,苛刻員工,欺詐朋友,累積一世,最後除了錢沒卻有任何的遺產!

 

各位兄弟姐妹!我更窮,將來我的遺產只有三毛錢:

*十分的謝謝

*十分的對不起

*十分的祝福

 

可是最近許多朋友改了這則兩億三千萬!

兩億是:回憶+記憶(**不癡呆喔**)!

三千萬是:

1、千萬要多愛自己!

2、千萬不要愛小孩的小孩(孫子)!

3、千萬不要太早把財產分給孩子,否則千萬後悔來不及!

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